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one thing i do have to say about CBOF
posted by: publius 20:45 1.21.10
(as those of us in the know have taken to calling them)...

i don't think i need to any more than quote their wikipedia entry...

"Care Bears on Fire formed in 2005 when Sophie, Lucio and Isadora 'Izzy' were in 5th grade"

that's right. 5 years ago they were in 5th grade. which means that right about now they're 16 or so (the braces in the video are another detail i didn't notice first go-round).

apparently they are key players in the burgeoning "kid-core" scene...

like sarah palin and herpes, care bears on fire really are the gift that keeps on giving....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Care_Bears_on_Fire
sigh
posted by: simplicissimus 20:27 1.21.10
"care bears on fire"?

are you fucking kidding me?

it's not that it's lame and lacks any hint of subtlety (show don't tell!). it's -- if i may paraphrase bukowski's character in barfly -- just so fucking *obvious*.

and by the way, (AKRON OHIO'S OWN!) the waitresses pretty much did it first, and did it way, way, way better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UX2afsTqFI
ladies and gentlemen...
posted by: publius 17:07 1.21.10
care bears on fire (from brooklyn yo!) singing their hit (?) "barbie eat a sandwich"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW1zK5rGYLM

good grief...it's so bad it almost laps itself and becomes good again...but not really. it's the stupidest thing i've seen in a while.
i wasn't sure what to call this thread...
posted by: publius 13:38 12.17.09
i decided to start it to have a place to record the more ridiculous lyrics i hear in pop songs "these days"...which is my case means songs i hear at the gym. but then i decided that this thread will be a catch-all of impressionistic tidbits which tingle my increasingly curmudgeon-esque antennae...sometimes i'll editorialize, sometimes i'll just record...an approach to life i learned from that guy who beats on whitney houston.

to start with, here is a song lyric i heard at the gym and wrote down a few weeks ago:

"shush girl
shush your lips
do the helen keller and talk with your hips"

lord knows i'm not a pc character and don't believe in the false piety which puts "saints" up on pedestals...and i'm certainly not above the odd helen keller joke now and again...but even i thought this one took crass to a particularly smarmy level...

a bit of research turns up the fact that the name of this group that recorded this gem is (you just couldn't make this up): 3OH!3

and the name of said song is "don't trust me"

that's all for now