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being a republican...
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| posted by: publius |
09:57 1.26.10 |
says what he believes as opposed to pretending that he cares about anybody except the (white) solid middle class and up...devil you know and all that...
what he said...
"My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that."
(and i'm taking bets on what hue andre bauer thinks "ones that don't think too much further than that" happen to be...)
although this guy will be probably become a hero to all them pseudo nu-populists out there...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lt_gov_don_t_help_the_poor |
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| they call me bombastic... |
| posted by: publius |
15:15 3.24.06 |
again, a bit trite and more than a little shrill, but entertaining nonetheless...
maybe we should get these guys tentfort logins...
http://www.architectureink.com/tirade/problem.htm |
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| aka.... |
| posted by: publius |
20:19 7.23.04 |
"screw everyone but me and those just like me"
a friend sent this to me today, and while some of it is trite and silly, a lot of it is...well...true. not mention quite funny.
______________________
Cc:
Date: 07/23/2004 12:36:24 PM
Subject: FW: Republicans for Breakfast
god bless the GOP!
To be a Republican in 2004, somehow you have to believe that:
1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U. N. resolutions against Iraq.
3. Standing tall for America means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
4. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.
5. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio talk show host. Then it's an illness and you need
our prayers for your recovery.
6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.
8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
9. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
10. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
11. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
12. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
13. It is okay that the Bush family has done millions of $ of business with the Bin Laden family.
14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a can't find Bin Laden diversion.
15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's Harken Oil stock trade are none of our business.
18. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right
to adopt.
19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
21. Affirmative Action is wrong but that it is ok for your daddy and his friends to get you into Yale, the Texas Air National Guard, Harvard
Business School, part ownership of Harken Oil, part ownership of the Texas Rangers, the governorship of Texas and then have the Supreme
Court appoint you President of the USA. |
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